iloveycu:

“you’re so sweet!” thank you i have abandonment issues

nayx:

me, decomposing on my bed: sending you all good vibes :)

titoism:

i hereby pledge to always be disingenuous, to always give my opponents the least charitable readings of their views that i possibly can, to focus on minor points in my responses, and to be a generally obnoxious mother fucker

bitterwine:

i just want some fruit and someone to suck on my tiddy

bpdgoner:

person: *actually loves and cares about me*

The Disorder™:

jaredduck:

“why don’t you just…?” the answer is either money or anxiety

shittyidea:

Wank with a cucumber, then serve it in a salad for your family